Depositing Profits from Winter Zine Sales

 We raised $201 dollars from the sales of our winter zine!

News Notes Announcement!

Extra extra read all about it! A new Fried Eagle is hot off the press! The new spring issue is right here at Ainsworth! 

Get a free pizza! You can also learn about how to play baseball and about how the Traveling Eagle flew all the way to Hershey, Pennsylvania and Gettysburg (P.S. The Traveling Eagle ate the chocolate). 

If you buy a Fried Eagle, you get to help the school buy new things and help education and get a better school. You can vote with your dollars. If you buy a Fried Eagle for your kids, you don’t get a cheap toy or a nasty piece of sugar. Although candy is good. Your kids learn lots of stuff like how to draw bionic chickens and cook chicken casserole. It’s a lot of stuff with chickens. 

Your kids might want to learn stuff in the word, but they can learn new stuff in this zine. 

Approval of the Spring Issue!

The meeting was boring and cool. The principal had all this cool duck stuff. Her office was kind of messy.  We had to be careful this time because last time, we spilled a glass of water on the zine! 

Peace out!

Fried Eagle Meeting

Fried Eagle meetings are awesome and fun!

How Much Did We Raise for the Fall Issue?

Mom:  This is Mom interviewing---

Bob Who Likes Milk:  Bob Who Likes Milk! And that is Randy Butternubs!

Nigel:  I am not Randy Butternubs. I am Nigel.

Mom:  How much do you think you guys are going to deposit for the fall issue of Fried Eagle?

Nigel:  $134 dollars.

Bob Who Likes Milk:  I like milk! 144 gallons of milk!

Mom:  Okay, we'll see...

Teller:  Do you think it might be more?

Bob Who Likes Milk:  Okay, $200 dollars!

Nigel:  $250 dollars!

Teller:  Getting closer...

Bob Who Likes Milk:  $300 dollars?

Teller:  You deposited $271.63! That's great!

Nigel:  Whoa!

Bob Who Likes Milk:  Awesome! Now let's drink milk!

Mom:  Hey! Look at what Fried Eagle raised for the school! That's awesome!

Teller:  You kids did this?

Nigel:  Yes. Well, a group of us did.

Teller:  That's a lot of money!

Bob Who Likes Milk:  We're pretty awesome.

Principal Approves Winter Issue!

News Notes Announcement

Attention! Attention! 

From now through the month of December, we will be selling all four of last year’s Fried Eagles—all of Volume 1—for only $10. It’s called the Fried Eagle Four-Pack. And it’s only $10! So hurry up and get it now! 

These are all of our last year’s Fried Eagles, and this is the only chance to get them—all four of them at the same time! This is a one-time only sale. And it’s basically your Hanukkah/Christmas/Kwanzaa gift. It would make a perfect gift for anyone!

The Fried Eagle Four-Pack will help your kids read, and kids have written it. Anyone can have it. It’s for all ages. The Four-Pack’s on sale on every Friday. It’s on Friday because it’s Fried Eagle. Get it? We’ll be in the front field. If you guys really want a Four-Pack and you don’t want to come to the front field on Fridays, you can also order them at the main office. 

The Fried Eagle Four-Pack is entertaining. It’s fun and weird and weird and fun! It’s not a cheap toy because it’s made out of paper, and no toy is made of paper. And it doesn’t make cavities, of course. It’s good to get these because it also raises money for the Foundation so it’s like extra. 

Buy your Fried Eagle Four-Pack right now!