Monday, December 9, 2013

How Much Did We Raise for the Fall Issue?

Mom:  This is Mom interviewing---

Bob Who Likes Milk:  Bob Who Likes Milk! And that is Randy Butternubs!

Nigel:  I am not Randy Butternubs. I am Nigel.

Mom:  How much do you think you guys are going to deposit for the fall issue of Fried Eagle?

Nigel:  $134 dollars.

Bob Who Likes Milk:  I like milk! 144 gallons of milk!

Mom:  Okay, we'll see...

Teller:  Do you think it might be more?

Bob Who Likes Milk:  Okay, $200 dollars!

Nigel:  $250 dollars!

Teller:  Getting closer...

Bob Who Likes Milk:  $300 dollars?

Teller:  You deposited $271.63! That's great!

Nigel:  Whoa!

Bob Who Likes Milk:  Awesome! Now let's drink milk!

Mom:  Hey! Look at what Fried Eagle raised for the school! That's awesome!

Teller:  You kids did this?

Nigel:  Yes. Well, a group of us did.

Teller:  That's a lot of money!

Bob Who Likes Milk:  We're pretty awesome.