Attention! Attention!
From now through the month of December, we will be selling all four of last year’s Fried Eagles—all of Volume 1—for only $10. It’s called the Fried Eagle Four-Pack. And it’s only $10! So hurry up and get it now!
These are all of our last year’s Fried Eagles, and this is the only chance to get them—all four of them at the same time! This is a one-time only sale. And it’s basically your Hanukkah/Christmas/Kwanzaa gift. It would make a perfect gift for anyone!
The Fried Eagle Four-Pack will help your kids read, and kids have written it. Anyone can have it. It’s for all ages. The Four-Pack’s on sale on every Friday. It’s on Friday because it’s Fried Eagle. Get it? We’ll be in the front field. If you guys really want a Four-Pack and you don’t want to come to the front field on Fridays, you can also order them at the main office.
The Fried Eagle Four-Pack is entertaining. It’s fun and weird and weird and fun! It’s not a cheap toy because it’s made out of paper, and no toy is made of paper. And it doesn’t make cavities, of course. It’s good to get these because it also raises money for the Foundation so it’s like extra.
Buy your Fried Eagle Four-Pack right now!
