Saturday, February 8, 2014

Approval of the Spring Issue!

The meeting was boring and cool. The principal had all this cool duck stuff. Her office was kind of messy.  We had to be careful this time because last time, we spilled a glass of water on the zine! 

Peace out!


Sunday, February 2, 2014

Monday, December 9, 2013

How Much Did We Raise for the Fall Issue?

Mom:  This is Mom interviewing---

Bob Who Likes Milk:  Bob Who Likes Milk! And that is Randy Butternubs!

Nigel:  I am not Randy Butternubs. I am Nigel.

Mom:  How much do you think you guys are going to deposit for the fall issue of Fried Eagle?

Nigel:  $134 dollars.

Bob Who Likes Milk:  I like milk! 144 gallons of milk!

Mom:  Okay, we'll see...

Teller:  Do you think it might be more?

Bob Who Likes Milk:  Okay, $200 dollars!

Nigel:  $250 dollars!

Teller:  Getting closer...

Bob Who Likes Milk:  $300 dollars?

Teller:  You deposited $271.63! That's great!

Nigel:  Whoa!

Bob Who Likes Milk:  Awesome! Now let's drink milk!

Mom:  Hey! Look at what Fried Eagle raised for the school! That's awesome!

Teller:  You kids did this?

Nigel:  Yes. Well, a group of us did.

Teller:  That's a lot of money!

Bob Who Likes Milk:  We're pretty awesome.






Sunday, November 17, 2013

News Notes Announcement



Attention! Attention! 

From now through the month of December, we will be selling all four of last year’s Fried Eagles—all of Volume 1—for only $10. It’s called the Fried Eagle Four-Pack. And it’s only $10! So hurry up and get it now! 

These are all of our last year’s Fried Eagles, and this is the only chance to get them—all four of them at the same time! This is a one-time only sale. And it’s basically your Hanukkah/Christmas/Kwanzaa gift. It would make a perfect gift for anyone!

The Fried Eagle Four-Pack will help your kids read, and kids have written it. Anyone can have it. It’s for all ages. The Four-Pack’s on sale on every Friday. It’s on Friday because it’s Fried Eagle. Get it? We’ll be in the front field. If you guys really want a Four-Pack and you don’t want to come to the front field on Fridays, you can also order them at the main office. 

The Fried Eagle Four-Pack is entertaining. It’s fun and weird and weird and fun! It’s not a cheap toy because it’s made out of paper, and no toy is made of paper. And it doesn’t make cavities, of course. It’s good to get these because it also raises money for the Foundation so it’s like extra. 


Buy your Fried Eagle Four-Pack right now!

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Pig Racing at French Prairie Gardens

To see the pigs race was hilarious! At the end, the farmers decided that they would do duck racing. That was the most hilarious part. The pigs wore bandanas to show which color of team won. The farmer would choose a leader to have the leader cheer on the pig. Whichever leader's pig won, the leader would get an award. 




















Monday, October 14, 2013

Fried Eagle Meeting


We tried to make 100 of the sponsor thingies. We drew silly faces of each other. We made funny articles. We got awesome snacks and we had a lot of plain fun.